DANISH RAZORBACK NIGHTMARE SLUG.

In the depths of a the forest I stooped for a seed pod but it was the heinous DANISH RAZORBACK NIGHTMARE SLUG.

This hulking, muscular brute of a slug has muscles you can see and behaves like a grizzly bear, but 3 inches long and screaming hell freaking black, its body is covered in faux tentacle hair that looks like a drowned rat dipped in viscous sump oil.

It Moves fast when disturbed and with confident, mammalian movements.
As I touch it ,it hunches into a semicircle and flexes its armless shoulder muscles side to side, "This defensive behaviour confuses predators, and is unique in the Arionidae family."

Reading scientific articles on this monster only extends the horror to new climes.



It eats leaves and CARRION, covers itself in a thick "FOUL TASTING MUCOUS" and secretes a GRANULATED CALCIFEROUS liquid shell.

it can fertilize itself.

It is currently involved in a self perpetuated mating programme with the non-native species Arion vulgaris, which has resulted in a "MORE RESILIENT HYBRID"

In the 18thC Danes used slugs to grease the axles in their carts.